Cody Long (born February 20) is an American writer, actor, fisherman, lawyer, big game hunter, musician, statesman, renowned lover, founding member of PETA, bounty hunter, artist, mercenary, and peace activist.
Early Life
Cody was born in Idaho. This cannot be conclusively documented, other than through birth records, hospital records, and the sworn statements of his parents. At the age of twenty, Cody embarked on a mountain climbing expedition that went horribly wrong. A safety equipment malfunction resulted in Cody falling 10,000 feet to his death. Later that year, Cody recorded and released his first studio album, “Tastes Like Puke.” One critic said that the album should have been named “Sounds Like Puke,” which may explain why no copies of the album have ever sold.
Career
Disillusioned with the music business, Cody moved to Alaska where he worked as a fisherman. This career was cut short due to Cody’s refusal to step foot on fishing boats. He soon moved to Hollywood where he worked as a stuntman by day and a bounty hunter by night. The television show “The Fall Guy” starring Lee Majors was allegedly loosely based on this phase of Cody’s life. Perhaps it was the other way around. Cody never caught any bail jumpers nor did he get much work as a stuntman due to his aversion to danger. Eventually, though, a studio chief spotted Cody and recognized his glaring star potential. Cody was cast as the lead in Mission Impossible II and III but for reasons that still are not clear to Cody, he does not appear once in either film.
One of Cody’s smaller projects in recent years includes writing a blog called Single With Kids. This blog has been hailed as the best blog since the dawn of time. Others have dismissed the blog as nothing more than the ravings of a mad man. What is not questioned is his absolute brilliance and his stunning good looks.
Personal Life
Cody was married once and vowed that he may or may not get married again someday. He has admitted that his fame often gets in the way of pursuing serious relationships. “You just don’t know if they’re interested in you or the fact that you’re a celebrity,” he once told his cat. He has also admitted that he's just not sure if there are any women out there who appreciate his interests. His interests include candle light dinners, doing the dishes himself so she can relax, romantic walks at sunset, giving foot and back massages, and shaking his fist at bad drivers (but only if they're not looking due to his aforementioned aversion to danger).
